Take flight with FDT8647, the jet that never asked for clearance and definitely didn’t file a flight plan. This vintage-style design features a bold, distressed airplane roaring through bureaucratic skies with the subtle grace of a filibuster. Perfect for those who like their satire high-altitude and their targets thin-skinned. Whether you’re grounded by politics or just boarding the absurd, this shirt delivers turbulence with style.
This shirt isn’t sitting in a warehouse next to dusty “Hope & Change” mugs. It’s made just for you the moment you order—because we believe in reducing overproduction, not oversight. So thanks for waiting a little longer and making a purchase that’s both sustainable and subversive.